Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Gold for cash

Although I am pretty sure this "gold" has lost all of it's value...

A.) Why did I never use this????

B.) Why can't I throw it away???

Liquid gold gone to waste. It's almost painful to admit I allowed this to happen. There were times that I cried over a spilled half ounce. I should be ashamed. I am. So, I'll just hang on to it a little while longer...

5 comments:

Sarah said...

That is hilarious!! You should see if you can turn it into Vanderbilt. Sometimes you really can get cash for breast milk but I'm not sure if there is a "bank" in Nashville. :)

Shellie Salza said...

I donated my 'leftover' milk and still somehow had to throw away a bunch when we moved. It's PAINFUL! Maybe you could come up with a 'leftover breast milk' cookbook! HA! Would anyone ever buy that?! I don't think I want to know...

Kara Graves said...

this cracks me up. I totally know where you are coming from, however, I found the strength to ditch it when Blue Bell went on sale and I needed room.

Jill Fields said...

I am totally willing to buy this from you! Yes, I have a stash but it's dwindling too fast for my liking! What is it about the milk??? I mean, it like pervades my dreams! It's an obsession! I think it's the fact that this God-given food, made by my sometimes worthless body, keeps that tiny one alive with everything they need! That just blows my mind! Don't throw it out, dry it and make some hideous crafty thing that only us mommy's will appreciate! I'm sure you could google something crazy like that!

Carrie, The Modern Housewife said...

hilarious. would it be weird to feed it to crosby in a glass? some kids in other countries are still drinking it from the boob at that age, so out of a glass surely can't be that bad! right?