I like ham!!!

Crosby, pointing to a kinda girlish looking white pair of sandals on the floor...

C: Those are sandals??
Me: Yea. But I don't really like those sandals on you.
C: They are old!!
Me: starts laughing... How do you know what that means?? You are such a ham!!!
C: I like ham!

Oh the things my sweet boy says...