Sunday, September 5, 2010

The vows I promised...

You may recall we found a beautiful bouquet of flowers floating in the Mexican Gulf while we were in Cancun... We got a little closer and saw it was attached to bottle, tightly sealed with paper inside.A hidden treasure!!!! Our curiosity got the best of us and we pealed our way through gobs of tape to reach the treasure inside. We just knew it would be something amazing based in the quality of the floral arrangement attached. We were sorely mistaken. Here is what Nick had to say to the lovely Dolly...

Seriously? People mention remotes in their wedding vows???? Seriously??? If that didn't blow you away, maybe the words from Dolly to Nick will do it for you...



So...is "sweetness" the dog? Natalie, was this really you and Scott posing as "Nick and Dolly"???
And The Cure? They are good in all. But including them in VOWS?? Nice.

I really do wish Nick and Dolly well in their married life. Really. I just worry about the way they started things off. You know, the depth of their commitment. I am afraid we may have made things worse. There were instructions to return the bottle to sea if it was found so their "love would live forever". But we didn't have packaging tape to re-seal the bottle. And I couldn't
stand the thought of that bottle floating around, littering our ocean. So, we brought the contents
back to TN instead. And decided to share it with you!

3 comments:

stance. said...

oh no. not just the cure. ever see 10 things i hate about you? she straight plagiarized that poem.

see? here's the proof

Jill Fields said...

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thank you so much for the belly-ache!

Anonymous said...

ahhh man!!!!! the truth is out. thanks for jinxing us:) i do love the way he takes sweetness for walks though. wish i'd thought of that one in my vows. and i would have ended mine with "boy, you know it's true...ba ba ba boy...oooh oooh oooh i love you".